PIGMUF

The fabricated female genitals (vagina) of a Sus Scrofa Domesticus (more commonly known as a "pig") used to fool the male into depositing his fertility serum (sperm).

Can often be seen disguised as an F-Type Jaguar on UK roads identified only by its registration: "P16 MUF"
Let's enhance our pig population by using a PIGMUF this year Cyril.
by Gizago November 21, 2023
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pigmuf

The genitals of a female Sus Scrofa Domesticus, better known as a "pig". Derogatory reference for an overweight woman. Used as a descriptive analogy in Northern England to define the focus of a lads night out.
Fancy going into town to find some pigmuf?
by Gizago November 29, 2023
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gispot

A container to capture, collect and carry the white, sticky fertility liquid produced and discharged by the male species.
Where can I empty my gispot at the fertility clinic donation bank?
by Gizago August 16, 2022
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