Definitions by Gizago

pigmuf 

The genitals of a female Sus Scrofa Domesticus, better known as a "pig". Derogatory reference for an overweight woman. Used as a descriptive analogy in Northern England to define the focus of a lads night out.

Fancy going into town to find some pigmuf?

pigmuf by Gizago November 28, 2023

PIGMUF 

The fabricated female genitals (vagina) of a Sus Scrofa Domesticus (more commonly known as a "pig") used to fool the male into depositing his fertility serum (sperm).

Can often be seen disguised as an F-Type Jaguar on UK roads identified only by its registration: "P16 MUF"

Let's enhance our pig population by using a PIGMUF this year Cyril.

PIGMUF by Gizago November 21, 2023

gispot 

A container to capture, collect and carry the white, sticky fertility liquid produced and discharged by the male species.

Where can I empty my gispot at the fertility clinic donation bank?

gispot by Gizago August 16, 2022