A state where the girls are hot but bitchy, expensive housing, reserved individuals who make an excuse not to socialize, and plagued with high taxes, and turn signals are taken for granted.
Morgan: How would you describe California?
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
Unlike an argument, a battle designed to be comical, racy, and being savage to one another until someone can’t come up with nothing.
Aaron: What is a rap battle?
Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.
Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.
by Girls ❤️ shafts October 05, 2019
A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.
Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
by Girls ❤️ shafts July 19, 2019
A funny ass comedian who will be probably be jumped, kidnapped, and possibly have his body buried in a secluded area for taking racism to the extreme on The Amazing Racist.
Who is Ari Shafirr?
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
Blue-penciled Blue-Anon for telling the truth but was unsurprising since they are fascist and totalitarian Democraps who hate accountability. Because they love to victimize like a stereotypical Democrat, they are woebegone, mental, and melodramatic hypocrites and CCP aficionados.
Donald: What is Urban Dictionary?
Me: A website where one is supposed to mollycoddle the Democrats by not rebuking them.
Me: A website where one is supposed to mollycoddle the Democrats by not rebuking them.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 08, 2021
A rapper who created the song Betrayed and hearing his songs sound like a chemistry project involving a dick and his mouth.
Andres: Do you know Lil Xan?
Me: Yeah don’t like him.
Andres: Why not?
Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.
Me: Yeah don’t like him.
Andres: Why not?
Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 05, 2019
Proof America is declining and everywhere else is thriving and the American education system has failed us miserably!
What does this emoji🫃symbolize?
It’s too cringe to explain, all you can tell your little kids is it is a really obsese man.
It’s too cringe to explain, all you can tell your little kids is it is a really obsese man.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 24, 2022