Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

Wazzap

Not deriving from Scary Movie like everyone says, it derives from an old Budweiser commercial. It is used to say "How are you?" "What are you doing?" oor just "What's up?"

Buddy:Wazzap?!?!
Guy: Nuhin' B. Watchin' the game, havin a Bud. Sup wit'chu?
Buddy: Nuhin', watchin' the game, havin' a Bud.
Guy: True, true.

by Giovanni Mann March 31, 2009

Sopranos Finale

1. To end something in a way that does not make sense at all.

2. To end something like the Sopranos did.

Jack: I noticed that thlast page of your book s missing a page.
Jill: No, no pages have ben ripped out.
Jack:Oh...so it's a Sopranos Finale?
Jill:Pretty much, yeah.

by Giovanni Mann December 18, 2007

antideps

The abbreviated plural for "antidepressant."

"I need my antideps to properly function today."

by Giovanni Mann October 21, 2017

relocators

words in a definition of a dictionary that you do not no the meaning of. Naturally resulting in a search for those words,or a relocation of a part in the dictionary.

Buddy: I was looking up the word 'Elaborate'. The definition was: Planned or executed with painstaking attention to numerous parts or details.
2. Intricate and rich in detail.' I found four relocators.

Guy: What were they?

Buddy: Numerous, Painstaking, Intricate, and with.

by Giovanni Mann May 28, 2008

No homo

A phrase, that only insecure little pussies use, meaning to clarify that one did not mean to say something as if to hit on you. This phrase is usually used at times when the other person probably wouldn't of even thought it was "homo" to begin with if you hadn't have brought it up.

Buddy: I like your shoes, no homo!

Guy: Thanks. I love your penis, no homo.

Buddy: Thank you.

by Giovanni Mann July 22, 2011

Black Jewish drinking day

Another drinking holiday invented by the Tonight Show.
Todd Leven brought it to Conan's attention that there was no drinking holiday for jews. As it turns out, Todd didn't drink, so he gave their drinking holiday to the black folk.
Thus, Black Jewish drinking day was born.

October 12th is Black Jewish drinking day.

by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2009