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Definitions by Giovanni Mann

Polter Diddle 

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?
Polter Diddle by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

A station that allows propaganda in order to turn everyone into mindless Republicans

Fox News is A station that allows propaganda in order to turn everyone into mindless republicans
Just another one of those things the media makes more big of a deal out of than it really is.
Buddy:*coughs*

Guy: DEAR GOD YOU'VE GOT THE SWINE FLU!!
Swine Flu by Giovanni Mann May 2, 2009
Not deriving from Scary Movie like everyone says, it derives from an old Budweiser commercial. It is used to say "How are you?" "What are you doing?" oor just "What's up?"
Buddy:Wazzap?!?!
Guy: Nuhin' B. Watchin' the game, havin a Bud. Sup wit'chu?
Buddy: Nuhin', watchin' the game, havin' a Bud.
Guy: True, true.
Wazzap by Giovanni Mann March 31, 2009
A shortened version of Cinncinatti
Guy:Hey, you leaving tomorrow?
Buddy:Yeah, I'm leavin' fo Cinni dawg.
Guy: Fo how long?
Buddy:...For...ever...
Guy: *get's all teary-eyed* Why are you going man?
Buddy:I got a better job with better pay.
Guy: I'm gonna miss you man!
Buddy: I'm gonna miss you too bro.
*They hug each other*
Buddy & Guy: No homo
Cinni by Giovanni Mann February 25, 2009
Also known as ZTFBS, it stands for Zero Tolerance For BullSh*t
Guy: I hate crackas.
Buddy: What did you just say?
Guy: You're black, what do you care?
Buddy: Muthaf**ka I got 0T4BS
0t4bs by Giovanni Mann December 21, 2008

weiner chips 

Those little burned off peices of hot dogs that are attached to it or have stuck onto the plate after you microwave it.
Rudy: Hey there, BUD.
Bud: Hey Rudy. I just made a hot dog.
Rudy: Any weiner chips on the plate?
Bud: Yeah.
Rudy: Just gimme da chips
weiner chips by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2008