Definitions by Gimli

carpet layer 

Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.

Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!

carpet layer by Gimli July 9, 2003

DAMAGED GOODS 

Girl who has had her hymen broken. A non-virgin. Woman who has had carnal knowledge.

<Darth Vader> Your surprising lack of bleeding leads me to believe that you are damaged goods. It was your brother wasn't it? </Darth Vader>

DAMAGED GOODS by Gimli July 9, 2003

bowner 

1) used as a greeting call amongst friends. 2) An erection or boner exhibiting roundness. 3) male genitalia. 4) A screw up or mistake. 5) used as a battlecry, exclamation or excitement.

1) Hey, Bowner!
2) Gotta Bowner!
3) Ouch, that hit my Bowner!
4) What a Bowner!
5) BOWNER!

bowner by Gimli July 9, 2003