Definitions by Giggidy Gilman

Lumpy lumber 

Bumps or warts on a penis.

Massengill kept fucking them nasty hoes now he's got that lumpy lumber.

Lumpy lumber by Giggidy Gilman November 23, 2019

Elixer of life 

Semen shot down someones throat directly out of an erect penis.

Massengill felt rejuvenated after sucking down that ELIXER OF LIFE out of my rock hard cock.

Elixer of life by Giggidy Gilman November 22, 2019

Gummer hummer

A toothless person performing oral sex.

Gilly has become a pro at gummer hummers since he lost all those teeth.

Gummer hummer by Giggidy Gilman November 21, 2019