1 definition by Gibsongirl77
Greg is someone who’s a sarcastic person has a knack for being a world class asshole. Holds a membership to the national sarcasm society and may someday become president of it. Or his own evil planet Greg minions. Greg’s are usually found in the north region of the United States and typically hail from pennsultuckey . Usually found driving a black jacked up dodge truck with a mid life crisis trackhawk tucked in garage. Has a penchant for whiskey and burgers. Can usually be found at the gym after eating his rice ,ground bison and steamed rabbit food ,trying to reclaim his youth and work off his dad bod that he obtained from eating greasy burgers and drinking whiskey. He should accept the dad bod and be done. Greg’s have a horrible memory so plan on repeating yourself when conducting a conversation on that note if your a female chances are he’s not listening anyway he’s staring at your rack of large breasts trying to picture them bouncing around. Typically clueless to being hit on and has no idea how to respond to most sexual innuendos. Has strong feelings on the current situation in Washington but can easily calmed down by changing the subject to boobs , blow jobs or Star Wars. A Greg always brighten ones day with his sarcastic charming smart comments and knows how to get a good laugh outta people. Has a real hatred for the people of Walmart especially the red neck Pennsultuckey kind and extra thick women
Everyone at the gas station stared at the man exiting the trackhawk! Don’t worry that’s only a greg I know you don’t seem them in these parts often.
by Gibsongirl77 June 6, 2018