Definitions by Ghetto Neematoad

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain 

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."

Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain by Ghetto Neematoad July 16, 2008

Herbal Teabag

The absolute height of sexual prowess, the Herbal Teabag is a process in which a man dunks his scrotum into a vat of runny feces, preferably left in the sun to bake for a few hours, and proceeds to deposit it into the waiting mouth of another.

1. "Dude, Andrew was passed out after the party and I totally gave him an Herbal Teabag."

2. "Man, I think my girlfriend is a freak, she won't stop hounding me for an Herbal Teabag."

Herbal Teabag by Ghetto Neematoad April 10, 2008