Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ghenggy da Munky

Retard

1. Someone who suffers from ‘retardation’
2. Someone who is generally retarded

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Your aggressive, violent Polish grandmother, who can’t walk properly, is the only white person you’ve see wear a headscarf, forces POLISH FOOD ONLY down your throat, and is constantly armed to the teeth with kitchen knives, rolling pins and in extreme cases, actual guns, in preparation for the dreadful day that a Jehova’s Witness, a Jew, a tax collector or the authorities come round. She has been waiting for this moment for the last twenty years.

Mama, wot ar we doing todayy?
We ar going to see ur BABCIA

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

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Clapped

Ugly as fuck

Oi m8, i can’t see ya no more ya gf clapped an’ i vomit for time when i see her ugly ass clapped head!

Translation from Youthspeach: Oi, friend, I am sorrry but I cannot see you anymore because your girlfriend is clapped and I throw up every time I see her very ugly, clapped face!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

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Queerdo

Someone who is both extremely gay and weird or none of the mentioned - you just really hate them

Will: Uh that Tim guy is such a gay retard!
Ollie: Yeah he’s a bloody queerdo!

by Ghenggy da Munky October 6, 2018

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Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

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