Bleach

A drink originated from California.

23% Total Fat 15g.
28% Saturated Fat 5.6g.
13% Cholesterol 40mg.
33% Sodium 790mg.
7% Potassium 229mg.
1% Total Carbohydrates 2.6g.
0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
Sugars 0g.

Fuck man, I wish I was sipping bleach right now.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Spooky Dooky

When you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to take a shit.

Yesterday I had to take a fat Spooky Dooky. I haven't felt the same since.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Gayopolis

A city of faggots

New York is a Gayopolis.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 01, 2019

Fanupation

When you stick your penis into a moving fan.

Doctor: I’m sorry son. You have 10 hours to live.
Patient: I should have been more careful. If I only I could go back and change the events leading up to the Fanupation

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019