12 definitions by Get away dad!

Fanupation

When you stick your penis into a moving fan.

Doctor: I’m sorry son. You have 10 hours to live.
Patient: I should have been more careful. If I only I could go back and change the events leading up to the Fanupation

by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

The Zap

A hardcore sex position in which you thrust 600 volts in someones asshole.

"Yo babe you want fuck?"
"Nah lemme hit you with The Zap"

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Assult Leanis

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.

General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.

by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

Jacking off

A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.

I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai

by Get away dad! March 9, 2019

Spooky Dooky

When you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to take a shit.

Yesterday I had to take a fat Spooky Dooky. I haven't felt the same since.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019