Definitions by Get away dad!

Spooky Dooky 

When you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to take a shit.

Yesterday I had to take a fat Spooky Dooky. I haven't felt the same since.

Spooky Dooky by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

DictionaryDicks 

People who put their enemies name on urban dictionary and write something shitty.

Don't you just hate DictionaryDicks? Always fucking up this site.

DictionaryDicks by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Assannihilate 

When you pound someone’s bootyhole so hard it makes their body implode and your dick comes out of out their skull.

Dad get away or else I Assannihilate you.

Assannihilate by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Fanupation

When you stick your penis into a moving fan.

Doctor: I’m sorry son. You have 10 hours to live.
Patient: I should have been more careful. If I only I could go back and change the events leading up to the Fanupation

Fanupation by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Vacupation 

When you attempt to masterbait with a vacum cleaner, but it somehow turns on amputating your dick.

911 what’s youre emergency?
Uh hi miss...
So today I was playing with my vacuum cleaner, right?
And uh...
I managed to amputate my penis.
What is your adress we will send a ambulance over there immidetly. Vacupations are no joke out here in Texas.

Vacupation by Get away dad! February 27, 2019