Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 01, 2019

Bleach

A drink originated from California.

23% Total Fat 15g.
28% Saturated Fat 5.6g.
13% Cholesterol 40mg.
33% Sodium 790mg.
7% Potassium 229mg.
1% Total Carbohydrates 2.6g.
0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
Sugars 0g.

Fuck man, I wish I was sipping bleach right now.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Assannihilate

When you pound someone’s bootyhole so hard it makes their body implode and your dick comes out of out their skull.

Dad get away or else I Assannihilate you.

by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

DictionaryDicks

People who put their enemies name on urban dictionary and write something shitty.

Don't you just hate DictionaryDicks? Always fucking up this site.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Fanupation

When you stick your penis into a moving fan.

Doctor: I’m sorry son. You have 10 hours to live.
Patient: I should have been more careful. If I only I could go back and change the events leading up to the Fanupation

by Get away dad! February 28, 2019