Get away dad!'s definitions

Bleach

A drink originated from California.

23% Total Fat 15g.
28% Saturated Fat 5.6g.
13% Cholesterol 40mg.
33% Sodium 790mg.
7% Potassium 229mg.
1% Total Carbohydrates 2.6g.
0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
Sugars 0g.

Fuck man, I wish I was sipping bleach right now.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

Fanupation

When you stick your penis into a moving fan.

Doctor: I’m sorry son. You have 10 hours to live.
Patient: I should have been more careful. If I only I could go back and change the events leading up to the Fanupation

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

DictionaryDicks

People who put their enemies name on urban dictionary and write something shitty.

Don't you just hate DictionaryDicks? Always fucking up this site.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Vacupation

When you attempt to masterbait with a vacum cleaner, but it somehow turns on amputating your dick.

911 what’s youre emergency?
Uh hi miss...
So today I was playing with my vacuum cleaner, right?
And uh...
I managed to amputate my penis.
What is your adress we will send a ambulance over there immidetly. Vacupations are no joke out here in Texas.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019