Get Pecked's definitions

Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.

I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.

by Get Pecked September 11, 2019

Re-explorer

Exploring somewhere EVERYONE has already explored with the chance to find something someone dropped like cash or jewelry, and hopefully not a river gun.

My new job is re-explorer and I am adding it to my resume.

by Get Pecked May 26, 2018

Extreme Hiking

Extreme Hiking is when you meet some strange guy on the internet and he askes you to go hiking in the woods for the first meet.

I am going extreme hiking alone. Would you like to go extreme hiking with me?

by Get Pecked January 10, 2018

Urban Surfing

Urban Surfing is riding the Detroit inner city bus or any other large ghetto where you are pack in ass's to elbows, everyone has to standing and the bus drivers drive totally fucking nuts!

I got a DUI and now have to urban surf to work. Man, I have gotten in two car crashes this week, while I was urban surfing.

by Get Pecked January 10, 2018