A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.
It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.
by Gerks March 03, 2025
A hateful, left-wing female university professor of Caucasian descent in their 50’s or 60’s, generally from the east coast, who views any white male as being equivalent to Hitler. They tend to not contribute much to society but view themselves as elite, making impressive salaries with even more impressive pensions “working” for the government, spending more time protesting at rallies than teaching their privileged, virtue-signaling propaganda. They tend to drive Subarus or Toyota Prius’s and scoff at anyone with a car that has more than 4 cylinders or is lacking a battery pack. Despite their designation, their frizzy and unkempt hair pales in comparison to their stinky and overgrown pussies, which have been untouched for decades, contributing to their disdain for men.
“Joe, this Frizz Head just backed into me with her Prius at Whole Foods. Instead of apologizing, she flipped me off and said “f**k you!!!” because I was “oppressing” her ability to back out of a parking spot without looking due to my “white male privilege.” I love living in a college town…”
by Gerks March 03, 2025