Texas Orchestra

A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.
Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.
by George Palorovik January 16, 2024
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Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
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Shitlip shitskin

A black guy who isnt quite black, but rather, shit brown.
That guy right there is a shitlip shitskin, hes not really black, more of a shit brown color.
by George Palorovik December 27, 2020
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Greek Evening

When you and a group of friends participate in heavy drinking and/or smoking (usually weed and/or cigars).
Well fellas; It's Friday. Are we having a Greek Evening tonight?
by George Palorovik August 26, 2023
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