RSTP Syndrome

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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server

A computer system with the main function of keeping you away from your own data or any information that is in any way remotely useful or entertaining.

It is presided over by a deranged creature with a god complex and no social skills known as a sysadmin.
Dilbert: Server's down!
Alice: Hold me!
by George McBob May 21, 2009
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three seconder

The guy who laughs three seconds after everyone else.

It means someone who's IQ is a touch on the low side
The stand up comic was awesome, but there was a really annoying three seconder in the row behind us.

Dave is a bit of a three seconder sometimes.
by George McBob May 18, 2009
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DVD season

It's a well known fact that all the good movies go into the cinemas at the same time. The periods between these are DVD seasons, when instead of going to the movies you just rent the movies from the last good period and watch them at home with a pizza.
Damn, there's nothing on but chick flicks. All the sci fi movies are off the circuit. It must be another DVD season.
by George McBob May 17, 2009
mugGet the DVD seasonmug.

drown some worms

To go fishing with little or no expectation of actually catching anything.

The main purpose of drowning worms is to sit around on a boat and drink beer.
Hey mate, you want to drown some worms this weekend?
by George McBob June 09, 2009
mugGet the drown some wormsmug.