Definitions by Geoffory geoffington

clammy clunge 

When a vagina is wet enough to make sounds but not enough to slide along anything that tickles your fancy.

Can also be used to describe a vagina that looks like a clam.

After we had sex she had a clammy clunge

clammy clunge by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016

fat chavs 

Morbidly obese chavs

Look at that fat chavs over there, thinking he's big and 'ard.

fat chavs by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016

grimey growler 

A grimey growler is when a vagina is very used, it becomes loose and baggy at the seams, it appears very mouldy like with a foul odour

She had a very grimey growler.

As we looked up at the night sky where the stars shine bright my loins ached for him to thrust his penis into my grimey growler

grimey growler by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016