Geoffory geoffington 's definitions

fat chavs

Morbidly obese chavs

Look at that fat chavs over there, thinking he's big and 'ard.

by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016

clammy clunge

When a vagina is wet enough to make sounds but not enough to slide along anything that tickles your fancy.

Can also be used to describe a vagina that looks like a clam.

After we had sex she had a clammy clunge

by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016

grimey growler

A grimey growler is when a vagina is very used, it becomes loose and baggy at the seams, it appears very mouldy like with a foul odour

She had a very grimey growler.

As we looked up at the night sky where the stars shine bright my loins ached for him to thrust his penis into my grimey growler

by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016