4 definitions by Geoffers

Shit brick

An incomprehensible asshole of epic proportions. Not an enemy just a complete twat at times!

Hey you know Ian, he was a complete shit brick this morning... he really pissed on my chips

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls

by Geoffers November 28, 2016

Pregnancy - Resulting from a night steamy night of passion after slagging it up on tinder.... a tinder egg... the present that keeps on giving!

That dude got more than he bargained for, she gave him a tinder egg...

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

An horrendous individual... whom has perfected the art of being a cunt to such a level that the term alone is no longer sufficient to describe them!

I can't believe what a total horrenda-cunt she can be! She needs to take her face for a shit

by Geoffers January 19, 2017