Geoffers 's definitions

Shit brick

An incomprehensible asshole of epic proportions. Not an enemy just a complete twat at times!

Hey you know Ian, he was a complete shit brick this morning... he really pissed on my chips

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

horrenda-cunt

An horrendous individual... whom has perfected the art of being a cunt to such a level that the term alone is no longer sufficient to describe them!

I can't believe what a total horrenda-cunt she can be! She needs to take her face for a shit

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

tinder egg

Pregnancy - Resulting from a night steamy night of passion after slagging it up on tinder.... a tinder egg... the present that keeps on giving!

That dude got more than he bargained for, she gave him a tinder egg...

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

dick of a day

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls

Well that was a dick of a day

by Geoffers November 28, 2016