General Spoon's definitions

Tard

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.

"you are such a tard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Retake

1. A term used to describe someone who has given up on their current year in school and plans to retake it.
2. A person who gave up last year and is in classes with people a year younger, having dropped back.

"whos that older kid in the room?"
"Thats the retake"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Shizzle ma Nizzle

Said in an over dramatised accent, Used as an exclamation.

Actually means "shit my nigger" although not used in that context in this case.

"will you come over here and look at this?"
on looking:
"Shizzle ma Nizzle!"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Connelling

See Connaling

The act of masterbabtion

Go look at connaling to define Connelling

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Wass

A Piss, the act of urinating. Comes from the german for water. pronounced "Wazz"

See also: Wasser which is a toilet

"just going for a wass"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Teledextrus

To use anothers hands.

Like Omnidextrus or ambidextrus

He is using my hands, must be teledextrus.

by General Spoon May 4, 2008

To the Pub

A phrase used in theatre by the technical team to signal the end of any task

"thats done, now to the pub!

by General Spoon April 16, 2008