Definitions by General Lee A. Dumas

douche frigate 

When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.

"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"

"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"

douche frigate by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

rod rancher by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013