3 definitions by Gee Wells

Mcturtle

Mcturtle or Mcturdle- Someone that is classified as a turd or a scrub or something along those lines. It can be used to demean someone or can be used as a term of endearment.

So instead of calling your teacher a fuck stick. Just call him a Mcturtle. Its classier. So stay classy San Diego .

Or

Instead of telling your friends that you enjoy their company. Just call them Mcturtles.

Totally depends on the emphasis of the turtle too see if the word is being used maliciously or not.

Paul/Ronald is always acting like a Mcturtle.

by Gee Wells February 4, 2009

Mcturdle

Mcturdle or Mcturtle- Someone that is classified as a turd or a scrub or something along those lines. It can be used to demean someone or can be used as a term of endearment.

So instead of calling your teacher a fuck stick. Just call him a Mcturtle. Its classier. So stay classy San Diego .

Or

Instead of telling your friends that you enjoy their company. Just call them Mcturtles.

Totally depends on the emphasis of the turtle too see if the word is being used maliciously or not.

Paul is always acting like a mcturdle.

by Gee Wells February 4, 2009

Halfzie

Someone that is or does something half/fully retarded, mentally handicapped, foolish or stupid. Pretty much some one REALLY DUMB AND IGNORANT!
Someone that is most likely a Mcturdle.

List of known Halfzies-
Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton
George Bush
AL Gore and People that believe in Global Warming
Don Vito
Anyone from the Hills/90210
Ron Weasley
Kelso (from that 70's show)
Michael Moore
Butters
Carrot Top
Jessica Simpson(Sexy halfzie though)
People that are Inbred
Randy(My name is earl)
Chris and Peter Griffin
Mike Tyson(Also Crazy/Savage)
O.J Simpson(should write a new book called "If I was a Halfzie")
Probably You Are Too...

Woooow... He doesn't even know how to construct a proper GB Nevin is such the halfzie!

by Gee Wells February 3, 2009