Definitions by Gaylord Olgvin

seacunt 

A pirate hooker.

Aye matey! I spy a seacunt aboard the Black Pearl!

seacunt by Gaylord Olgvin September 13, 2011

Wall-eyed

A condition where someone can never look straight at you because one of their eyes is always pointing in another direction. Often giving the impression that the person is mentally retarded.

Wall-eyed Wally can only look at you with one eye at a time while the other eye points elsewhere...

Wall-eyed by Gaylord Olgvin September 13, 2011

Punish the toilet 

When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.

*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *

Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"

Punish the toilet by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011