Gawky Gawky Cumlord's definitions

mega cumlord

A person who is the biggest player and gets all the girls. Every female in 10 mile radius of a true mega cum lord will instantly flock to his position. He owns a 17 inch monster with toned biceps, abs, calves, etc. The requirements to be a mega cum lord is the following being blonde, ripped, tanned, douche, having a white smile, and being named Chad.

Hide your wife, hide your kids a mega cumlord is coming to town!!

by Gawky Gawky Cumlord August 24, 2020

heroldherbs28

Imagine naming your child heroldherbs28 lol hhahahah it almost like naming your child ferguson.... hahahah

Person 1: What is your childs name?
Person 2: Heroldherbs28
Person 1: *Died of the haha*

by Gawky Gawky Cumlord September 10, 2020

heroldherbs28

IMAGINE NAMING YOUR CHILD HEROLDHERBS28 (; HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Person 1: What is your child's name?
Person 2: Heroldherbs28 is his name
Person 1: *Dies of funny*

by Gawky Gawky Cumlord September 9, 2020

FunLizard654344

14 Caswell drive sparkle bomb party

Person 1: Funlizard654344
Person 2: Aight I'll be there
Person 1: Hurb

by Gawky Gawky Cumlord September 15, 2020

hurgurger

gurger with hur

person 1: hurgurger gurger hur hr gurger hurgurger
person 2: hurgerger

by Gawky Gawky Cumlord September 9, 2020