Definitions by Gav and the meat-cleavers
arsecandle
Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
arsecandle by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003
Arse nuts
The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.
Arse nuts by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003
fuck socks
This word can be used an as expletive but this is its secondary purpose. A fuck sock can come under two categories.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.
fuck socks by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003
Fuck Flannel
Similar to a Cum Rag. A fuck flannel may not infact be a flannel, it is purely an amount of cloth used to clean up male ejaculate.
Fuck Flannel by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003