Gatesy Floyd's definitions

Slunging

A slunge is the act of shopping and going for a spot of lunch

Hey Ma, do you fancy going out slunging tomorrow?

by Gatesy Floyd September 14, 2018

Dirty Dasha

A Dirty Dasha is a term used to describe the act of inserting various types of foliage into ones anus.

We could’ve used the last of those twigs to roast the marshmallows, but wee Janice did a dirty Dasha with the last of the birch bits.

by Gatesy Floyd June 8, 2019

Dirty Juliet

A Dirty Juliet is a phrase used to describe the act of borrowing something, and bringing it back bloody wrecked, chewed and smelling of shit.

Do you know what this pen smells funny and you’ve nibbled the ends, you’ve done a Dirty Juliet yet again, so why don’t you just keep the thing Janice.

by Gatesy Floyd June 9, 2019