Gas king's definitions

Cockaroni

A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni

Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,

Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!

by Gas king March 17, 2021

Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

Silvert

Stoner alcoholic fella who is a very good friend and overall great person.

Person 1: dude my friend is such a Silvert I dig it!

Person 2: damn I wish my friend was a Silvert..

by Gas king March 18, 2021