Definitions by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB

lamp

the hip version of lmao

lamp Jessica is such a whore rip

lamp by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB June 17, 2021

P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization ) 

the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization (P.E.D.O). An adjective to describe a group of teenage boys who constantly ask girls for nudes and give off "Small Dick Energy". In other words, SnapChat Fuckboys.
Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is such a P.E.D.O, you have got to block him."

Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is so totally in the P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization ), you have got to block him."

P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization ) by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 22, 2021

IWUBNIH 

Acronym for, "I Was Ugly But Now I'm Hot". Thats pretty self explanatory and is for someone who WAS ugly, but is now hot.

Brad: Damn Stacy you are fine. Why don't I remember you being so fire.
Stacy: IWUBNIH, BRAD. and now that I'm hot, I know that I'm out of your league.

IWUBNIH by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 22, 2021

MFD 

What you call someone when they are acting like a Major Fucking Dick.

Alexa: "Jason, we should hang out soon."
Jason: "Nah, you're lame."
Alexa: "Stop being an MFD and let me suck your dick."

MFD by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 21, 2021

ISTS

ISTG but for Satanists, so it is I Swear to Satan.

Matt: "yo becky, you got a thicccc ass"
Becky: "Matt, ISTS if you ever try to hit on me again I will have Brad punch you in the face."

ISTS by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 21, 2021

P.E.D.O 

the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization (P.E.D.O). An adjective to describe a group of teenage boys who constantly ask girls for nudes and give off "Small Dick Energy". In other words, SnapChat Fuckboys.

Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is such a P.E.D.O, you have got to block him."

P.E.D.O by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 21, 2021

chastity whore 

a chastity whore is a dumb bitch who can't take a joke. the mega hypocrite of all the hypocrites (hence the name). steer clear of chastity whores

you can't do anything funny nowadays because a chastity whore will get on your case and ruin it.

chastity whores are the worst

chastity whore by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB January 13, 2021