Gary Hamhorn's definitions

Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under

When one ties a rope to the left leg, ties it to the highest limb of a tree, hangs upside down from a tree, and inserts their penis into their anus

They found old Georgie hanging from his oak tree doing the old Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under. The neighbors could not believe he was so well endowed!

by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010

Beijing Meat Grinder

When one parts their lips, keeping the teeth clenched, while their sexual partner defecates through their teeth

Jenny gave Harry a Beijing Meat Grinder, his teeth were stained for weeks!

by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010