Definitions by Gary Hamhorn

Beijing Meat Grinder 

When one parts their lips, keeping the teeth clenched, while their sexual partner defecates through their teeth

Jenny gave Harry a Beijing Meat Grinder, his teeth were stained for weeks!

Beijing Meat Grinder by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010

Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under 

When one ties a rope to the left leg, ties it to the highest limb of a tree, hangs upside down from a tree, and inserts their penis into their anus

They found old Georgie hanging from his oak tree doing the old Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under. The neighbors could not believe he was so well endowed!

Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010