Definitions by Gary's Tennis Coaching

Tristan Sullivan 

Tristan, is a man who posses the ugliest traits of them all. tristan tends to be quite a loser. people only like tristan as he is good at video games and he is so ugly that he is funny. Tristan will never have any hope finding a female partner and wants to suck bailey browns tits.

"Oh no is that tristan sullivan"
"yeah, he is soooo ugly"

Tristan Sullivan by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019

Upside-Down Fart 

this describes when your sexual partner does a handstand, then you place your head in between their cheeks and they fart (only use for top tier sexual pleasure)

"c'mon babes please lemme upside-down fart"
"okay but you better let me do it too"

Upside-Down Fart by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019

George of the Jungle 

Typically, a female hangs from an object whilst the sexual partner shoves a banana up their anal or vaginal cavity

"our sex life is starting to get boring"
"i have an idea, Lets do the George of the Jungle"
"oooooo, sounds sexy baby lets do it"

George of the Jungle by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019