Definitions by Garpie Laufen

Clarted 

To be under the influence of a substance, typically used when very high or inebriated.

"What the even happened last night, I was super clarted."

Clarted by Garpie Laufen July 25, 2021

Garpie 

Wet deteriorating floppy no good penis.

"That's why yo garpie dead."

Garpie by Garpie Laufen May 20, 2021