A very sarcastic, monotone, giraffe. Might have the longest neck you've ever seen. Usually straight long blonde hair. Never mess with her or else she'll swing her neck and create a devastating tornado. After everyone you love is dead, she will make sure to wipe out the remaining human race.
by Garfield's left nut April 25, 2019
Phoebe- typically a middle aged woman with blonde hair and pink/black glasses. You might possibly find her with big bug eyes or a broken knee. She is a very rare sight to see, so if you meet one run as fast as you can.... off the face of the earth. The eternal abyss is far better than the 3 minutes of torture she inflicts upon you as she gouges out your eyes and draws cats with an ink less marker on the inside of your skull.
by Garfield's left nut April 25, 2019