Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.
Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.
by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022
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DJ Spit

I love listening to DJ Spit man!
by Garfibromyalgia February 26, 2022
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Clown Meat

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always
by Garfibromyalgia April 30, 2021
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Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.
Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?
by Garfibromyalgia May 19, 2021
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