Definitions by Garfibromyalgia

Monkey Massage 

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

Monkey Massage by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

Hampter 

A strange or unusual looking hamster.

Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.

Hampter by Garfibromyalgia May 10, 2021

Clown Meat 

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

Clown Meat by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021

Bruhgasm

An orgasm so low-quality that afterwards, you can only think "bruh."

Guy 1: Had an absolute bruhgasm last night.
Guy 2: Bruh that's sad

Bruhgasm by Garfibromyalgia July 28, 2020