Garfibromyalgia's definitions

Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

Hampter

A strange or unusual looking hamster.

Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.

by Garfibromyalgia May 10, 2021

Clown Meat

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021

Bruhgasm

An orgasm so low-quality that afterwards, you can only think "bruh."

Guy 1: Had an absolute bruhgasm last night.
Guy 2: Bruh that's sad

by Garfibromyalgia July 28, 2020