Garfibromyalgia's definitions

DJ Spit

The greatest SoundCloud rapper of all time man!

I love listening to DJ Spit man!

by Garfibromyalgia February 25, 2022

Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

Electric Babysitter

Term used for the television.

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.

by Garfibromyalgia November 3, 2021

Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023