The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.
I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.
by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022
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Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
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Damn That's Crazy

The shit you say when you don't got any shit to say.
Guy 1: "And then she smiled and winked at me!"
Guy 2: "Damn that's crazy."
by Garfibromyalgia July 24, 2022
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Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.
Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?
by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021
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