Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Garfibromyalgia

Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

An orgasm so low-quality that afterwards, you can only think "bruh."

Guy 1: Had an absolute bruhgasm last night.
Guy 2: Bruh that's sad