Definitions by Gareth Fisher

doing a butler 

When you ask all your friends if your free. But in fact arnt free yourself

Butler: Are you free tonight? Because im not
Gaz: Stop doing a butler on me

doing a butler by Gareth Fisher May 15, 2015

alcock 

A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)

jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock

alcock by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006