2 definitions by Garden Tender

drug years

Drug years is the age a hard drug user looks as opposed to their actual age.

Jim: Did you see Steven Tyler’s Super Bowl commercial? He looks like death warmed over!
Cameron: Yeah, he’s only 69 yards old, but he’s 97 in drug years.

by Garden Tender February 5, 2018

Kitbash

Gender reassignment that leaves the person with pronounced characteristics of both female and male.

Friend #1: “Steve finally decided to be true to herself and get hormone therapy. She’s coming out as Susanne!”
Friend #2: “Yeah, she may have nice tits and a new hair style but her cock and Adam’s apple make her look like a fucking kitbash.”

by Garden Tender October 20, 2019