Garden Tender's definitions

Kitbash

Gender reassignment that leaves the person with pronounced characteristics of both female and male.

Friend #1: “Steve finally decided to be true to herself and get hormone therapy. She’s coming out as Susanne!”
Friend #2: “Yeah, she may have nice tits and a new hair style but her cock and Adam’s apple make her look like a fucking kitbash.”

by Garden Tender October 20, 2019

drug years

Drug years is the age a hard drug user looks as opposed to their actual age.

Jim: Did you see Steven Tyler’s Super Bowl commercial? He looks like death warmed over!
Cameron: Yeah, he’s only 69 yards old, but he’s 97 in drug years.

by Garden Tender February 5, 2018