Garbage Heap's definitions

Monkey Arm

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.

She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.

by Garbage Heap August 1, 2020

sand save

Getting up-and-down for par from a green-side bunker.

Tiger had a great sand save on 10 to keep himself in contention for the Masters.

by Garbage Heap January 30, 2021

funbreasted

Having smaller perky playful non-threatening breasts, instead of serious intimidating ones.

I was happy to ask out a funbreasted girl because I did not feel nervous.

by Garbage Heap August 12, 2016