Gangsta Medic's definitions

shart storm

1. Literally: An instance of flatulence of an obnoxious order accompanied by moderate to severe anal leakage.
2. Euphemism, noun (see shit storm)

My brother Kyle unleashed a shart storm in his pants.
I'm in a shart storm of trouble for calling my boss a dick licker.

by Gangsta Medic January 27, 2007

Skeet freak

1. One that has an isatiable lust for semen, cum, or jizz
2. Person, usually female, that prefers their partners to ejaculate on their face; person that enjoys facials

Sheryl fuckin' loves messy facials! She is one serious skeet freak!
Fuck you, you fuckin' skeet freak!

by Gangsta Medic January 27, 2007