2 definitions by Gangsta Medic

1. One that has an isatiable lust for semen, cum, or jizz
2. Person, usually female, that prefers their partners to ejaculate on their face; person that enjoys facials
Sheryl fuckin' loves messy facials! She is one serious skeet freak!
Fuck you, you fuckin' skeet freak!
by Gangsta Medic January 23, 2007
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1. Literally: An instance of flatulence of an obnoxious order accompanied by moderate to severe anal leakage.
2. Euphemism, noun (see shit storm)
My brother Kyle unleashed a shart storm in his pants.
I'm in a shart storm of trouble for calling my boss a dick licker.
by Gangsta Medic January 23, 2007
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