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Definitions by Gaming Hams

An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.
I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.

A Special Jamaican Waking 

When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.
Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.

A Crusty Garcia 

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)
Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia
A Crusty Garcia by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017