Definitions by Gadget King

trubblegum

A piece of bubblegum stuck under your shoe and comes adrift when you walk on an expensive Flokati.
A piece of bubblegum stuck to the seat of your pants, having sat down on it while sitting down in a coach or movie theater

Jeez! This damn piece of trubblegum stuffed up my new trousers!

trubblegum by gadget king February 26, 2011

lavitate 

The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate

The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.

lavitate by Gadget King January 20, 2011

bogserve 

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

bogserve by Gadget King January 20, 2011

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.

Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.

tongue tanner by Gadget King January 20, 2011

Bogroller 

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.

It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.

Bogroller by Gadget King January 20, 2011

kiss my nuts 

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

kiss my nuts, my friend!

kiss my nuts by Gadget King January 20, 2011

kiss my nuts 

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!

kiss my nuts by Gadget King January 20, 2011