lavitate

The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate

The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

culpritating

The act of doing wrong.

Johnny was caught culpritating. (doing wrong)

by Gadget King September 22, 2011

kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

Accidented

When a vehicle bumps into another object, damage is caused, mainly a dent.

My car was accidented when I backed into the wheelbarrow.

by Gadget King January 13, 2011

kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

nosebrowning

The act of trying to make peace with somebody you did an injustice to

It took some serious nosebrowning to convince my girlfriend that she is still the only one in my life after she had found a pair of panties in my car.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

bogserve

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011