Definitions by Gabraham

tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

tea machine by Gabraham November 28, 2016

anal dishwasher

When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher

"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"

"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"

anal dishwasher by Gabraham November 28, 2016

Gabraham

When you don't feel like being called Gabe or Gabriel.

guy 1- so whats Gabe short for.
guy 2- ...Gabraham.

guy 1- Do you remember the name of that really funny guy last night?
guy 2- Yea i think he said his name was Gabraham Ligoln.

Gabraham by Gabraham March 29, 2011