GS71's definitions

SLAB

Australian slang for a carton of 24 Beers.

On the way home from work i'm going to pick up a slab of XXXX and get pissed tonight,
Gundie has a slab of XXXX in the car,go and get it.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

Give 'em the finger

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"

If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"

by GS71 April 4, 2015

throat carver

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

Goooey

A female's moist vagina.
The insides of a Cadbury Creme egg.
And so on.

That Cadbury creme egg was nice and goooey inside.....
She was nice and goooey inside......lovely..

by GS71 April 9, 2015

Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.

Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

Spin shit

To make up a complete pack of lies, in the hope that others believe you.
Verb. To Spin Shit.
Verb.Spinning Shit

Fuckin cunt "Spin Shit" all the time,gotta wipe his lip the fuckhead or all the dribble run down and stain his shirt.
Fuckin piece of shit druggie "Spin Shit" said it was good gear.
You "Spin Shit " cunt,,,,fuckin druggie.
Politicians "Spin Shit", fucking taxpayers believe it,gobble it up with a spoon.
Fucking politicians "Spinning shit"all the time.

The media "Spins Shit" all the time,and we believe it.NOT.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

be like water

TO BE SHAPELESS,FORMLESS,HAVING NO PARTICULAR STYLE.
A FAMOUS BRUCE LEE SAYING.

“You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.”
BE LIKE WATER.....

by GS71 May 16, 2015