GOAT Cristiano Messi's definitions

Al Nassr

A great Saudi league team which has football stars like Goat Cristiano Ronaldo, Brozovic, Mané and Laporte.

Did you watch Al Nassr last night?
They were insane! They thrashed Al Fateh!

by GOAT Cristiano Messi September 1, 2023

Paradao no bailao

Neymar song which he loves.

Ehh ～Paradao no bailao no bailao

by GOAT Cristiano Messi September 1, 2023

Maguire

The worst player in football history

Your football skills are so bad! You’re even worse than Maguire !

by GOAT Cristiano Messi September 1, 2023