Definitions by G. Humbert III

Lawford 

an acquaintance you meet for drinks only if more preferable company is unavailable; a reference to actor Peter Lawford, the least likable member of the Rat Pack.

"Everyone's out of town, so I'll be drinking with a Lawford tonight."

Lawford by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

hurdling in the Special Olympics by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006