G. Humbert III's definitions

hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

Lawford

an acquaintance you meet for drinks only if more preferable company is unavailable; a reference to actor Peter Lawford, the least likable member of the Rat Pack.

"Everyone's out of town, so I'll be drinking with a Lawford tonight."

by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006