jesus piece

meaning: the signature firearm in a gangbanger's collection of firearms. typically, the jesus piece is a high caliber handgun adorned with engraving, encrusted jewels, or other decorations.
i was rollin wit da jesus piece up under da car seat.
by g$ April 20, 2005
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provert

Professional pervert

Background: believed to be from East Texas
Carrie, stop talking about my mom...you're such a provert!
by G$ March 07, 2005
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shitter

P1: Where's Danny?
P2: Fucking uh, he's on the shitter.
by G$ July 09, 2002
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hogsmoke

verb or noun; a blow job or cobb slob, usually a hogsmoke occurs on a random weekday evening in Arlington, VA. The term was made regionally popular by the local radio show The Sports Junkies. Hogsmokes are often times elusive and eagerly sought-after.
I met an amazing hogsmoker last night at Whitlow's. She gave me three hogsmokes in ten hours.

I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.
by G$ March 02, 2005
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bimmer

A fine german automobile. BMW, Bavarian Motor Works
P1 : That guy drives a pimp bimmer.
P2 : Yah, that's an M3!
by G$ July 10, 2002
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