Definitions by Furious Jones

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To assassinate a fascist dictator

Hey guys, this regime is kidnapping people and plotting mass murder, looks like we will have to "deleted by reddit"

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Festini 

Any combination of alcoholic cocktails that are centered around a key ingredient, freshly ejaculated semen.

Commonplace at gay bars and night clubs, one will order a drink of their choice, and loudly proclaim "Festini!" and a line of willing ingredient donors forms, and the drinker chooses their favorite.

Last night at Leatherdaddies Bill was just guzzling down Festini after Festini, it was radical.

Festini by Furious Jones August 23, 2016