bitchhole

Mouth of someone that complains often
Shut your god damn bitchhole and make me a pie.
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hose beast

An individual that pursues the penis with fervor for oral, anal or vaginal stimulation.
See how she was all over him? What a hose beast.
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butt ugly

As ugly as buttocks. Mostly like large, hairy and deformed buttocks.

(Not Jennifer Lopez's buttocks)
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