1 definition by Fuck...
In a close race with Shit for being the most user friendly single word available to convey a thought or feeling. Depending on How Said and perhaps a facial expression. It may be possible to never utter another word in your life and never be misunderstood.
As a child some people would look at my father as though he were retarded as the only word he used was fuck; but then after getting over the shock of hearing such a foul curse word aloud, they, like us, understood WTF he was saying without even knowing the man. He was very fucking clear and articulate in what the fuck he meant, only having a one word vocabulary. FUCK!
As a child some people would look at my father as though he were retarded as the only word he used was fuck; but then after getting over the shock of hearing such a foul curse word aloud, they, like us, understood WTF he was saying without even knowing the man. He was very fucking clear and articulate in what the fuck he meant, only having a one word vocabulary. FUCK!
FffuUCKK I hit my thumb with a hammer and it really smarts.
fucK I'm very disappointed I hit myself with a hammer.
fUuuckk My thumb is most likely broken.
fuucck I will be so screwed on Monday when I have to go to work with a broken thumb.
FUCK What am I a little bitch feeling sorry for myself?
fucckkk I am so screwed for tomorrows darts tournament with a broken thumb...
fuckd There's nothing I can do about having a broken thumb so who cares how bad it will be.
fuuucck I have an idea that will make my broken thumb feel better.
fuck? Is how she knows only sex will stop the pain in my broken thumb.
ffuCK is how she told me I was full of SHIT.
fuck Is how I agreed I was full of shit but I really need to get laid to take my mind off this broken thumb.
ffuucckk Is her telling me fine but make it quick because she has to meet friends later.
ffuucckk? Are you FUCKIN' kidding me your friends? I got a FUCK'd Thumb.
fuUUuuck She said; fine alright lets just have sex and get it over with.
fffuckkk So I replied; never mind, my thumb is killing me, Ill just ice it and have a drink instead. You go have fun with your friends.
FUCK!!! You go have your fun; because when you get home,I will tear you a new one, with some good old fashioned anger sex, after stewing here all night, with a smashed thumb killing me...
fucK I'm very disappointed I hit myself with a hammer.
fUuuckk My thumb is most likely broken.
fuucck I will be so screwed on Monday when I have to go to work with a broken thumb.
FUCK What am I a little bitch feeling sorry for myself?
fucckkk I am so screwed for tomorrows darts tournament with a broken thumb...
fuckd There's nothing I can do about having a broken thumb so who cares how bad it will be.
fuuucck I have an idea that will make my broken thumb feel better.
fuck? Is how she knows only sex will stop the pain in my broken thumb.
ffuCK is how she told me I was full of SHIT.
fuck Is how I agreed I was full of shit but I really need to get laid to take my mind off this broken thumb.
ffuucckk Is her telling me fine but make it quick because she has to meet friends later.
ffuucckk? Are you FUCKIN' kidding me your friends? I got a FUCK'd Thumb.
fuUUuuck She said; fine alright lets just have sex and get it over with.
fffuckkk So I replied; never mind, my thumb is killing me, Ill just ice it and have a drink instead. You go have fun with your friends.
FUCK!!! You go have your fun; because when you get home,I will tear you a new one, with some good old fashioned anger sex, after stewing here all night, with a smashed thumb killing me...
by Fuck... January 31, 2016