crosspiss

when multiple people piss in the same shitcan standing around it
Emily and Dave did a crosspiss before they made love.
by Fuck Mickey D's! May 18, 2020
mugGet the crosspissmug.

snowballs

The lowest possible chance. Short for "snowball's chance in hell".
That cowfucker didn't stand a snowballs in prison.
by Fuck Mickey D's! May 18, 2020
mugGet the snowballsmug.