Definitions by Fuck Mickey D's!

snowballs 

The lowest possible chance. Short for "snowball's chance in hell".

That cowfucker didn't stand a snowballs in prison.

snowballs by Fuck Mickey D's! May 18, 2020

crosspiss

when multiple people piss in the same shitcan standing around it

Emily and Dave did a crosspiss before they made love.

crosspiss by Fuck Mickey D's! May 18, 2020