4 definitions by Fros T Snowman
A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.
Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
by Fros T Snowman December 21, 2018
by Fros T Snowman November 1, 2021
A type of rash that forms when the sprite of Winter, Jack Frost, deliberately gives gluten products to gluten-free Snowmen.
Symptoms Include: melting into a lukewarm puddle of Christmas Joy.
Symptoms Include: melting into a lukewarm puddle of Christmas Joy.
“Strap in folks, it looks like we’re gonna have a Heatwave!” - Jack Frost
“A Wheathave?!” - Frosty the Snowman
“That’s right, a Heatwave!” - Jack Frost
“A Wheathave?!” - Frosty the Snowman
“That’s right, a Heatwave!” - Jack Frost
by Fros T Snowman December 9, 2019
Originally the third word in the Crunchem Hall School slogan: Bambinatum Est Guirftyz Maggitum”, which meant Children Are Guilty Maggots. Agatha Trunchbull had a hard time spelling it, so it was ultimately dropped.
You children are Guirftyz!
by Fros T Snowman October 30, 2022