4 definitions by Froggie Guado

Best looking final fantasy villian so far. Sexy half-human, half-guado, complete with gravity-defying blue hair that doubles as handlebars. Hot body too, if I don't say so myself =P

Many people call him evil, as his main goal in the game is to become the next Sin an evil entity and destroy the world, But he is truly just misunderstood.

He wishes to destroy the world to free them all from their pain. This is his twisted but somewhat realistic way of thinking. Death is a release. Quotes include:

"Life is but a passing dream. THe death that follows is eternal"

"Death is a sweet slumber. All the pain of life is gently swept away"

"But there is no salvation for the damned! Rest in peace... In eternal darkness..."

He is unfortunately the most hated out of all the Final Fantasy villians, also. Alot of people dislike him and call him an annoyance as he appears in fights 4 times throughout the game, and others just hate him as a character.

Me? Neither. I love him to bits.
Fangirl #1 Zomg Seymour Guado is a hawtarse!!
Fangirl #2 *squee* OMFG I KNOW!!!! Doncha just wanna touch him!
Fangirl #3 He should get it on with Sephiroth!!

*Fangasm*
by Froggie Guado April 27, 2007
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An Out of Body Experience. When someone's soul becomes distatched to their body. This is usually accompanied by a floating feeling and for the first time can be scary.

NOT astral rising
OBE needs no example. This is quite clearly explained in the definition.
by Froggie Guado August 3, 2007
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A slang term for the clitorus.

Located where the labia coverge. An extremely sensitive organ that when stimulated can result in orgasm. More often stimulated during masturbation than in actual sexual intercourse.

This is something that marks women as the only animal on earth with an organ designated soley to producing sexual pleasure. Formed from the same tissue as the head of a penis.

I was playing with the boy in the boat last night. Multiple orgasms occurred
by Froggie Guado September 24, 2007
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To melt somewhere innapropriate. Usually takes place in the sun, an oven, or a place with heat that will melt the substance involved, such as ice, frozen yoghurt, jello, chocolate, candy coatings eg M&Ms, Smarties.
Man.. I was eating chocolate out on the beach the other day, and it totally fleblanked all over me.
by Froggie Guado September 25, 2007
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