Definitions by Fritz Coldcocken

Bootastic 

When you play hop scotch with a nun and your sister justed spilt spaghetti

I can't wait to for my best friend to come over, I just hope we avoid a bootastic

Bootastic by Fritz Coldcocken June 26, 2017

galfull 

When black Jesus slaps you across the face on a Thursday night at mcdonalds

I watched a galfull go down the other day while eating 3 pounds of pork as I admired a homosexual devowering McNuggets

galfull by Fritz Coldcocken June 22, 2017

dalenger 

When a drunk hippie falls asleep on your front lawn but you mow it anyway

After coming home for a lunch break to take a dump, I ended up being late so I called in sick for the rest of the day and decided to mow my lawn which led to a dalenger.

dalenger by Fritz Coldcocken June 22, 2017

yalber 

When you eat 2 cups of beans on a National holiday but could not go back for 3rd one.

On Natinal Musical Appreciation Day I saw "The Story of Fritz Coldcocken", and at the after party I had a total yalber.

yalber by Fritz Coldcocken June 22, 2017