Definitions by Frederick Grumbledink

Classically Based 

A person who is outspokenly racist, and is unashamed of that fact.

Joe isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

Classically Based by Frederick Grumbledink September 14, 2022

Classically Based 

A person who is openly racist, and unashamed of that fact.

That man isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

Classically Based by Frederick Grumbledink September 13, 2022

Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.

Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?

Schlaunching by Frederick Grumbledink October 14, 2017