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Pruned Vagina 

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.
1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

mama bobo 

a term used to define a voluptuous, often times huge, black woman, that will dominate the kitchen, as well as the bed. Mama bobo's are known for their notoriously ghetto attitude and boistrous personalities. The speak in ebonics.
1. Boy, I don lik you!
Wutev, you're just a mama bobo

2. man i wanna tap dat big ass
dude, she's a mama bobo, I mean, you might as well fuck a whale.

San Antonio Stuffy nose 

When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.
1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA

Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.

It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.