Definitions by Frasier Nutzov

antpharm 

Where ants buy drugs.

Hey, that ant is going to the antpharm, I bet he's gonna buy some drugs!

antpharm by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

visco-elastic 

An adjective that implies something is superior, used by sales staff who want to sound technical. From the ads for the Swedish Sleep System that state that the beds are made with "visco-elastic memory foam" supposedly endorsed by the "space foundation" (which is actually an invention of the visco-elastic memory foam bed industry).

Try our new visco-elastic garlic breadsticks!

visco-elastic by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

hi bob 

A college drinking game, popular in the 1980s. Students would sit around watching old Bob Newhart re-runs, and whenever anyone said "Hi Bob" everyone had to take a drink.

"Hi Bob!" Drink. What kind of example do you need?

hi bob by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007

Laptop Commuter 

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"

The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.

Laptop Commuter by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007