antpharm

Where ants buy drugs.

Hey, that ant is going to the antpharm, I bet he's gonna buy some drugs!

by Frasier Nutzov February 07, 2007

Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"

The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.

by Frasier Nutzov February 05, 2007

Noserope

A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.

Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!

by Frasier Nutzov February 19, 2007

ipodoclast

One who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead of MP3s.

That fellow is an ipodoclast.

by Frasier Nutzov February 07, 2007